The Fitbit Diaries: The Revenge

Well, somebody got the memo that I've been back on my bullshit. During 2017's NaNoWriMo, Brian opened a kitchen drawer, gave me a significant look, and asked, "Is this a whole new bag of halloween candy from the one that was in here yesterday?" first of all, don't judge me. second of all, yes, it …

The Fitbit Diaries: Day 1

I've hit a fitness plateau, where healthy eating and my typical levels of belligerent self-motivation don't seem to be cutting it any longer. Maybe it's turning the corner out of my twenties. Who knows? All I can say is that for some reason, the bright glowing numbers on an elliptical machine display at the gym …