The Fitbit Diaries: The Revenge

Well, somebody got the memo that I've been back on my bullshit. During 2017's NaNoWriMo, Brian opened a kitchen drawer, gave me a significant look, and asked, "Is this a whole new bag of halloween candy from the one that was in here yesterday?" first of all, don't judge me. second of all, yes, it … Continue reading The Fitbit Diaries: The Revenge


NaNoWriMo Day 5 Recap: That Feeling When…

This is my first year writing directly into scrivener; previous years have left me embracing the austere familiarity of Word for my writing needs. There, all my words were collected into a vaguely linear (ideally) jumble, and one simple counter at the bottom of the screen tracked whether I was on target or not. It wasn't … Continue reading NaNoWriMo Day 5 Recap: That Feeling When…

NaNoWriMo: Character Creation Mode

It's November first. NaNoWriMo is upon us and I have a working idea (unless I scrap it at today's write-in, like I did last year). When Brian got home from work at 7am I dragged myself out of bed for the world's earliest brunch (at that hour it's just breakfast, don't try to trick me) … Continue reading NaNoWriMo: Character Creation Mode



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Kunt Fu: The Legend Continues, A Sequel to Bringing Unsexy Back

Within mere hours of posting Bringing Unsexy Back, my mailbox was inundated with people offering words of comfort about how it was only a matter of time before I "get my groove back." Fresh on the heels of my realization that I'm prone to unintentional rudeness, I made every reasonable effort to be polite to these … Continue reading Kunt Fu: The Legend Continues, A Sequel to Bringing Unsexy Back


Bringing Unsexy Back

Somewhere in the midst of entering my thirties, I've unlearned how to be sexy. If men, the ever-present barometer of a woman's attractiveness, are to be relied upon, I've still got the raw materials in place; the problem isn't how juicy my butt looks in yoga pants (answer: the juiciest), but rather the extreme dumb … Continue reading Bringing Unsexy Back