Fuck this Shit Friday the 13th

Have you checked out my Patreon blog yet? It's basically the same thing as here except I try (TRY) to keep on task about photography things, and also people have the option to pay for it, which is super gratifying. One of the least useful and most entertaining is the newest incarnation of my FAILBLOG posts …

Motivation Monday

Motivation Monday: A Blog on Patreon In which I scratch the surface of a discussion about work, art, and trying not to quit.

Shame

The humans who read this blog have been far kinder about my intermittent updates than wordpress has been. Zero hourly views on average, because you're an ass about updating.

Feigning Diligence

It's October and here I am, excuses in hand and apologies for months of neglect. I've been busy in other things--in addition to my photography (NSFW), I've also launched an Etsy shop called Saint Drusilla. It's mostly knitted goods right now, but I've been busily adding to my stock, drafting patterns, making things, shopping for …

Kunt Fu: The Legend Continues, A Sequel to Bringing Unsexy Back

Within mere hours of posting Bringing Unsexy Back, my mailbox was inundated with people offering words of comfort about how it was only a matter of time before I "get my groove back." Fresh on the heels of my realization that I'm prone to unintentional rudeness, I made every reasonable effort to be polite to these …

Bringing Unsexy Back

Somewhere in the midst of entering my thirties, I've unlearned how to be sexy. If men, the ever-present barometer of a woman's attractiveness, are to be relied upon, I've still got the raw materials in place; the problem isn't how juicy my butt looks in yoga pants (answer: the juiciest), but rather the extreme dumb …

We’re the Walking Dead

Hi! This post title is part pandering and part fact; I spent fourteen hours on my couch yesterday doing The Walking Dead marathon leading up to last night's finale, because I was THAT FAR behind in the season thanks to AMC's terrible video on demand options and not having cable when the season began. I feel …

Lifeblog: The Crazy Person Road Trip Map

Right now in this the year of two-thousand-and-thirteen, my boyfriend and his boyfriend have just set up the good old SNES to play some NHL 94. From the living room I can hear the jubilant sounds of two thirty-year old men discussing hilarious stats and ratings of long-retired players and reliving the halcyon days of making …

This Seasonal Life

Hi friends. I still love you, but now that spring is all over the place and I've finished my internship to boot, there are literally a million things I have been wanting to do more than spend time in front of a computer! I have been doing a bunch of new photography work with a …

Lifeblog: Progress, Writing, and a Working Girl

Okay, so the working girl thing is  a bit of a lie, insofar as someone is not paying me to do things for them. Ladies and gentlemen, as I round the corner aproaching my twenty-ninth year, I might be the world's oldest intern. If you haven't heard me complain about the job market before, you …