Have you checked out my Patreon blog yet? It's basically the same thing as here except I try (TRY) to keep on task about photography things, and also people have the option to pay for it, which is super gratifying. One of the least useful and most entertaining is the newest incarnation of my FAILBLOG posts … Continue reading Fuck this Shit Friday the 13th
Ever looked at one of my photos and been all OMG HOW? I'll tell you how in a new tutorial blog series! Photoshop tips, tricks, how-to directions, step by step guidance, and maybe even some videos! The options are virtually endless, and I take requests! IT'S ALL FOR YOU DAMIEN. Tutorial Tuesday nº1 on Patreon … Continue reading Tutorial Tuesday nº1
Motivation Monday: A Blog on Patreon In which I scratch the surface of a discussion about work, art, and trying not to quit.
I've been reading, trying to digest everything that's being said in the wake of this Elliot Rodgers mess. I had to explain it to my dad, that a man killed some women for not having sex with him, and that other men on the internet thought he had the right idea. I had to see … Continue reading This Post is About All Men
Okay, so the working girl thing is a bit of a lie, insofar as someone is not paying me to do things for them. Ladies and gentlemen, as I round the corner aproaching my twenty-ninth year, I might be the world's oldest intern. If you haven't heard me complain about the job market before, you … Continue reading Lifeblog: Progress, Writing, and a Working Girl
"It's an extraordinary thing, you know that? You throw me in a madhouse, you strip away everything I have, everything I know, you treat me like a rabid dog, like a madwoman, and you know what happens? I am more sane now as a madwoman than I ever was as the head of Briarcliff." … Continue reading American Horror Story: Asylum, S2:E11, “Spilt Milk”
My mother was a dieter, predisposed to being large-breasted and having a larger bottom to balance. In a firm, toned woman this is pleasingly referred to as 'hourglass' and calls to mind Christina Hendricks in Mad Men, with curves so precise even a Lamborghini couldn't navigate them. In my mother and I, though, the shape wore … Continue reading Lady Parts: Weight Obsession and Levels of Unhealthy, Part 1