Better late than never, but in the flurry of NaNoWriMo I forgot all about this draft! Here’s a short hurricane story with a happy ending, told with twitter and pictures and adjusted to be read from top to bottom like normal english-speaking nations! I got super lucky with the hurricane, so I was able to be cheeky about it in between checking in on my NJ family (who also got lucky enough, all things considered).
@fissionerror: Venture Bros Halloween special, so fuck you you bitch ass hurricane (please don’t hurt me).
@fissionerror: Hour 12 with no power. So far I’ve narrowly avoided going feral, though with cell battery down to 40%, how long will I last?
@fissionerror: OTOH, house is freezing; torture be damned, my kingdom for those tub cover devices from American Horror Story, or a deeper tub…
@fissionerror: To combat the cold, my cats are ignoring the blanket igloo I made them and hurling each other into walls. Really destroying my serene bath.
@fissionerror: Settled in at the only bar able to offer beer, pizza and devastating storm coverage at 3:30. Thanks, Jerzees.